readalot413:

liverpate:

azraeldoesnotdispute:

liverpate:

why am i not a banana

Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.

thanks man

are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people

brandnoose:

bragging about smoking weed is like bragging about masturbating bc anyone can do it and almost everyone does

No one’s ever called me their girl. I wonder how it feels like.

spitefulbitch:

there is a Void inside me that can only be filled by strangers liking my selfies