why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people
bragging about smoking weed is like bragging about masturbating bc anyone can do it and almost everyone does
there is a Void inside me that can only be filled by strangers liking my selfies